— I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.
— Just stick to the cards, man.
— Yeah, okay. Yeah. The truth is... I am Iron Man.
— You look fantastic! I didn't recognize you.
— What are you doing here?
— Just avoiding government agents.
— Are you by yourself?
— Yes. Where'd you get that dress?
— Oh, it was a birthday present.
— That's great.
— From you, actually.
— Well, I got greattaste.
— Well, Ms. Brown, it's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got. I guarantee you, the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.
— Rehearse that much?
— Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.