— So stand. Outwit the platinum bastard.
— Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
— You know what, Romanoff?
Natasha Romanoff: — You sure he's going to be okay? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
Helen Cho: — There's no possibility of deterioration. The nano-molecular functionality is instantaneous. His cells don't know they're bonding with simulacrum.
Bruce Banner: — She is creating tissue.
Helen Cho: — If you brought him to my lab, the regeneration cradle could do this in twenty minutes.
Tony Stark: — Oh, he's flatlining. Call it. Time?
Clint Barton: — No, no, no I'm going to live forever. I'm gonna be made of plastic.
— How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?
— Fella done me wrong.
— You got lousy taste in men, kid.
— He's not so bad. Well, he has a temper. Deep down he's all fluff. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known. All my friends are fighters. And here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win.
— Sounds amazing.
— He's also a huge dork.
— Hmm.
— Chicks dig that.
— Sorry!
— Don't turn green!
— I won't!
Can any of you boys direct me to the Smithsonian? I'm here to pick up a fossil.
— Natalie!
— Ms. Potts…
— Don't you Ms. Potts me!
— We have an ally?
— Ultron's got an enemy. That's not the same thing.
— Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.
— I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
— I didn't say we should leave. There's worse ways to go.