— Wait. Money for cab fare. — That's okay. It's cheaper to get mugged. Let's walk. TootsieSandy LesterDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseyFunny Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Will I ever see you again? — We've known each other six years. — I know. But sex changes things. I've had relationships where I know a guy, then have sex with him and then I bump into him and he acts like I loaned him money. TootsieSandy LesterDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseySarcastic QuotesSexFriends, FriendshipRelationship Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Aren't we still friends? — No! I don't take this shit from friends, only from lovers. TootsieDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseySandy LesterIronic QuotesFriends, FriendshipLoversRelationship Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
