— Want some aspirin?
— No thanx House.
— This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
— I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? (shudders)
— You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
— Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
— But until we get you back on the soul train, I'll be your conscience. Okay?
— So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
— Shut up. But yeah, you freakin' puppet. That's exactly what I"m saying.
— Frigging cops.
— They're just doing their job.
— No, they're doing our job. Only they don't know it, so they suck at it.
...how many exist just because people believed in them?
— I'm just saying we landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles, and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
— So what, now you're Polish?!
— I'm your brother. I wanna make sure you're okay.
— Dude, I'm okay. I'm okay, okay? The next person who asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches. These are your issues. Quit dumping them on me.
— What?
— It's really interesting... this obedience you have to Dad. It's like, "Oh, what would Dad want?" You spent your life slugging it out with that man. You picked a fight with him the last time you saw him. Now that he's dead you wanna make it right? Sorry, but you can't. It's too late.
— Why are you saying this to me?
— I want you to be honest with yourself. I'm dealing with Dad's death. Are you?