— What about you? You know Chopin, Schubert, Berlioz?
— You’re asking me if I know Berlioz? I’d be surprised if YOU knew anything about Berlioz.
— I’m a specialist, though
— Oh really... Who do you know there? Which building?
— What do you mean which building? Berlioz was a famous composer before your residency was called after him.
– 116 Ibs.
– 116 Ibs? That's really good. Unless she's three feet tall.
— I'm not going in there.[about a car for transporting disabled people] Even you! I'm not gonna load you in the back like a horse.
— What about this one? [Driss points to the luxury car].
— This one is not fit for me... I have to be pragmatic.
![- I'm not going in there.[about a car for transporting disabled people] Even you! I'm not gonna load you in the back like a horse.
- What about this one? [Driss points to the luxury car].
- This one is not fit for me... I have to be pragmatic.](https://quoters.info/files/quote-pictures/311731-1-1/neprikasaemye-the-intouchables.jpg)
![- I'm not going in there.[about a car for transporting disabled people] Even you! I'm not gonna load you in the back like a horse.
- What about this one? [Driss points to the luxury car].
- This one is not fit for me... I have to be pragmatic.](https://quoters.info/files/quote-pictures/311731-1-1/neprikasaemye-the-intouchables_0.jpg)
— Hi, how is it going Patrick Swayze? Would you like a cup of coffee? Can I see that? Come here. Now read this. Read!
— "No Parking"
— Louder. I can't hear you.
— "No Parking"!
— That's the way to do it. Read the bottom of it.
— "Reserved spot".
— Now you keep that in mind, and you get the fuck out of here.
— Don't you ever knock?
— Are you painting?
— Yes, get out!
— You're kidding me. Ha ha, painting. Did you learn how to read as well?
Philip is confined to a wheelchair.
"And in this strange and symbolic nature..."
"You have to call her."
"Where the pure angel merges with the antic sphinx..."
"I'm telling you. Call her ".
![- Wait... What do you think women want?
- I don't know. A cute, charming, elegant man...
- No kidding. They want money. Security. Ask this dude.[pointing to an elderly man and his young companion].And you have all that.](https://quoters.info/files/quote-pictures/541828-1-1/neprikasaemye-the-intouchables.jpg)
![- Wait... What do you think women want?
- I don't know. A cute, charming, elegant man...
- No kidding. They want money. Security. Ask this dude.[pointing to an elderly man and his young companion].And you have all that.](https://quoters.info/files/quote-pictures/541828-1-1/neprikasaemye-the-intouchables_0.jpg)
— I was wrong. You're funny.
— I'm so funny I'm ready to take you on a one month trial.
Philip decided to tease Driss, who doesn't need a job, after signing a written refusal so that he could receive unemployment benefits. Driss responded in kind.
