— Did you really used to wear a skirt?
— A kilt. I had very athletic calves.
— Go get him tiger.
— Wait, you're not coming?
— No, there's demons up there. It's not safe.
β What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
β "Be kind to each other."
β Oh, yeah. That'll do it.
β You've lost the boy.
β WE've lost.
β A child has been lost.
You're gonna lose your soul.
β Still a demon, then?
β What kind a stupid question is that, "Still a demon"? What else am I going to be, an aardvark?
Not very subtle of the Almighty, though. Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of high mountain? Or on the moon?
β Ciao!
β What's that mean?
β "Ciao", it's Italian. It means "food".
β Was it always this easy?
β Easy?
β I keep planning complicated strategic strikes to spread misery and panic among the humans and just as I'm about to put one into motion, they come up with something themselves, which is so much worse than anything I could have thought of.
β Yeah, always this easy.
β We are here to lick some serious butt.
β "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.
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