Supernatural – Series Quotes [Season 5]

— What the hell happened to him?
— Me.

— What are you, stoned?
— Generally, yeah.
— What happened to you?
— Life.

Screw destiny right in the face. I say we take the fight to them, do it our way.

— You're my shrink? Well, lucky me.
— And you're my paranoid schizophrenic with narcissistic personality disorder and religious psychosis. Lucky me.

When you find God, tell Him to send legs!

— What is that?
— That's the round I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it. I think, "Maybe today is the day I'll flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!

— Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that… I got laid.

A bloody, violent monster… and you wanna be Facebook friends with him?

Except I used to belong to a much better club. And now I'm powerless. I'm hapless, I'm hopeless, I mean, why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence? Right? It's the end, baby! That's what decadence is for. Why not bang a few gongs before the lights go out?

— Go get him tiger.
— Wait, you're not coming?
— No, there's demons up there. It's not safe.

Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in heaven. With out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.

— You disloyal...
— Oh, I'm loyal. To them.
— Who? These so-called gods?
— To people, Lucifer. People.
— So you're willing to die... for a pile of cockroaches? Why?
— Because Dad was right. They are better than us.
— They are broken, flawed abortions.
— Damn right, they're flawed. But a lot of them try to do better, to forgive. And you should see the Spearmint Rhino.