Bronn Quotes

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— You want to fuck that Stark girl. You just don't want to admit it.
— I don't pay you to put eνil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.
— You pay me to kill people who bother you. Eνil notions come free.

Now, go drink until it feels like you did the right thing.

Game of Thrones

Season 4

Episode 2

— Stannis has more infantry, more ships, more horses. What do we have?
— There's that mind of yours you keep going on about.
— Well, I've never actually been able to kill people with it.
— Good thing. I'd be out of a job.

— You'll haνe two women and a whole kingdom of your own.
— Two women to despise me and a whole kingdom to join them.

— You promise me a lordship and a castle and a highborn beauty for a wife.
— And you'll get all three. A Lannister always...
— Don't say it. Don't fucking say it.

— If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast, would you do it without question?
— Without question? No. I'd ask, "How much?"

— A parley or a fight?
— He's an old man.
— You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy.

— And once we've got the princess, then what?
— I like to improvise.
— That explains the golden hand.

You waste time trying to get people to loνe you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

— You wanted a different life. You came from somewhere and you wanted to be elsewhere.
— The whole shit-stained world could drink off that one.

That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways.

— You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army.
— That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.

Lesson number one, assume everyone wants to hit you.

Game of Thrones

Season 6

Episode 8

Men win wars, not magic tricks.

— Always wanted a Dornish stallion. Beasts can run a day and night without tiring. We'll ride to the Water Gardens with a nice breeze in our faces.
— First we need to bury these bodies.
— Birds have to eat, too.
— Corpses raise questions. Questions raise armies. We're not here to start a war.

— Do you know how to use that?
— I chopped wood once. No, I watched my brother chopping wood.
— I saw you kill a man with a shield. You'll be unstoppable with an ax.