Dragon Hunters [Season 1]

— Lian-Chu, tell me it`s not that i mean.
— It`s not behind you, Gwizdo.
— You're not very convincingly liar!

— This is all your fault, Lian-Chu! It was your knuckleheaded plan to drown that dragon!
— But that was your plan.
— Don`t change the subject! I decided it`s your fault so it`s your fault! How can you argue with logic like that in the discussion?!

— He must be molting. Shedding his skin.
— As long as we can save our skin he can do whatever he wants with his.

— Gwizdo, they`re highly nourishing!
— Yeah! They`re hard as rocks, tastes like dragon fecal.

— Is this a tragedy?
— A tragedy, my young lady, is a noble art form offering a symbolic vision of the world based on the intersection in the written text and the actors identity. This sharp fixed though reading life constitutes a ritual by which the spirit can be able to the point of the sacred transcendence. You understand?
— No.

— So who are you?
— Come on, Jennyline, i`m Roger your ex-husband!
— And i`m the fairy godmother. Who are you?!

— He wants to negotiate, Hector! Negotiate! How we gonna handle this? We don`t know how to negotiate, it Gwizdo`s specialty!
— It's very simple! Calm down, smile. Che-e-ese!
— What do you mean you "smile"? What if they ask me something?
— Take it easy! Tell they: "Che-e-ese"!

You... You`re gonna have to forgive me, Lian-Chu, cuz i`m gonna do something not too nice. I`ve thought it over and i know that everyone needs a mommy. But not them. Someday they`ll realize that you`re not one of them and they`ll eat you straight away or they`ll chase you out and you`ll be an orphan all over again. They`re not your real family, Lian-Chu. We are your real family.

— It won't work, Gwizdo.
— Of course it will! You`ll be great and dragons are easily fooled. I`ll bet your own head they fall for it!
— They better at the price mister Koster.