Incompatibility — in matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may, however, consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a mustache.
— You don't like to be near the water?
— Not without the means to float away on it.
You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.
Some people like salt, some people like pepper, some people like salt and pepper. Me, I like women.
— Well, what is your type?
— Moms... primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms. Any type of mom, really.
— That's disgusting. Stay away from my mom.
— Too late, Kev.
I have simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.