You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.
Friends don't lie.
If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.
We all die, my strange little child friend. It’s just a matter of how and when.
I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books are my paddles. I need my paddles!
There's nothing simple about it. Nothing simple about anything you've told me.
You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.
I’m sorry. You ate my cat.
Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak!
Now that you’re out of high school, which means you’re technically an adult, don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?
My name is Lady Applejack. And I’m a chaotic good half-elf rogue, level 14. And I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri. And I’ll smile as I watch them die a slow, agonizing death. So, we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy’s book club?
Your children, bless their mischievous souls, they like to get involved. This way, what? They play too much Nintendo, eat too much junk food, smoke some ganja, pound some beers, experiment sexually. I mean, really, what’s the worst that can happen?
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