— It's real. You actually were telling the truth. — I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's ChestCaptain Jack SparrowJames NorringtonTruthAstonishment Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Marge, I don't hate your mother. I just won't be sad when she dies. The SimpsonsHomer Simpson Season 17 Episode 5 Sarcastic QuotesMotherRelationship Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
— Was that for real or were you auditioning? — Which answer will get me a reading, Miss Marshall? — Well, good for you. Come. TootsieDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseyRita MarshallIronic QuotesGame Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud... Ralph Waldo EmersonFriends, Friendship Share 22 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. Mark TwainMeaningful QuotesEmotions Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Say what you mean, mean what you say. You know, if everybody followed that rule, there would be a lot less trouble. Interstate 60Bob CodyMeaningful QuotesConversationDeedsWordsThoughts Share 8 comments Copy quote Report a mistake