Men Quotes

— You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor, until he run afoul of that which vex all men.
— What vexes all men?
— What indeed?
— The sea.
— Sums.
— The dichotomy of good and evil.
— A woman.

Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.

Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care. No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass

A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.

You cannot call yourself a true geisha... until you can stop a man in his tracks with a single look.

The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.

She's so lucky. Just imagine working in a place where they sort men into classes.