Funny Quotes about Death Quotes

Bethany: — It's been a while since physics but I would think the impact with which you hit would have liquefied you.
Rufus: — Death is a worry of the living. The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs.
Jay: — Told you he was the undead.

— Nothingness. Non-existence. Black emptiness.
— What did you say?
— Oh, I was just planning my future.

— I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
— There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
— You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient!