— You ripped off a cement truck?
— I'll give it back.
— You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
— Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
— But until we get you back on the soul train, I'll be your conscience. Okay?
— So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
— Shut up. But yeah, you freakin' puppet. That's exactly what I"m saying.
— Go get him tiger.
— Wait, you're not coming?
— No, there's demons up there. It's not safe.
— Frigging cops.
— They're just doing their job.
— No, they're doing our job. Only they don't know it, so they suck at it.
Sammy wherever you are, Mom is a babe. I'm going to Hell. Again.
...how many exist just because people believed in them?
— I'm just saying we landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles, and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
— So what, now you're Polish?!
— So you're really from '09?
— Yeah, 'fraid so.
— Some free advice? You ever get bac.
— Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
— It's an alpaca, dumbass.