Supernatural: Funny Quotes

— Oh, thank God!
— Call me Dean.

"Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how he's doing it, but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face, but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders.

I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.

Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than i do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

— Aah! You bitch!
— Oh, my goodness me! Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge.
— I'll try and remember that.

— Where's our father, Meg?
— You didn't ask very nice.
— Where's our father, bitch?

— It appeared before me and I just... this feeling washed over me. Like peace. Like grace.
— Okay, ecstasy boy. Maybe we’ll get you some glow sticks and a nice Dr. Seuss hat.

— No way. That's my Division Championship soccer trophy! I can't believe he kept this.
— Yeah, it's probably the closest you ever came to being a boy.

— We still got to see the new "raiders" movie.
— Saw it.
— Without me?
— You were in hell.
— That's no excuse!

— Meg. Last time I saw you, you fell out of a window.
— Yeah, thanks to you. That really hurt my feelings, by the way.
— Just your feelings? That was a seven-story drop.

I'm amazing… I'm Batman!

— Dude, all right, I'll admit, we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake! I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?!
— We'll just put it Spongebob-side down.

— Dean, I’ve been thinking.
— Well, that’s never a good thing.

— Aren't you the guys from the Health Department?
— Yeah. And florists on the side.
— Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.

— Yeah, maybe. Question is, why bugs? And why now?
— That's two questions.

What’s going on with you, Sam? Hm? ‘Cause smoking, throwing bottles at people — that sounds more like me than you.