— You look taller in your photographs
— I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend.
— When did we agree that?
— We agreed it yesterday.
— I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin!
— It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.
— Punch me in the face,
— Punch you?
— Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
— I always hear "punch me" when you speak but it's usually sub-text.
At Buckingham Palace. Right. I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray.