— Hey. Why was your baby boy dress like ceasar, this morning?
— I don't have clothe for Sam in my house, so I just cut arm and leg holes in a pillow case. The gold belt was just so he wouldn’t feel ridiculous.
— You know, you didn't have to save me from Mrs. Cropper's husband. I could have handled him.
— How? By ramming your face into his fist over and over again?
— You can make jokes, but I did that to Paul Edwards in college, and who won that fight? He broke two knucles, but I only fractured one skull. Scoreboard, Turk. Scoreboard.
I should warn you, I've killed a man. Granted, it was during surgery, but... I don't need anesthesia to knock your ass out.
Not telling Jordan that I've been reading her journal is one of the best decisions I've ever made. Now I know of all her hopes and dreams, which, of course, make them easier to crush.
All right, who ever stole my muffin is going to have to get this green fuzz out of my teeth.
One tiny mistake can't ruin something that good.
— All right. Are you familiar with the term "delusions of grandeur"?
— I believe I coined that term. look, I'm a simple, unassuming janitor who can control people's actions with his mind.
I thought about how complex the male ego is. It could make us need constant affirmation that we're strong, or even feared. It can even make us so afraid to ask for help, that instead we just quietly hope for someone to notice.
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