What you're saying is you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to make it my problem? But, here's the problem, Newbie, it's not my problem.
She's probably feeling awful so say something reassuring. You're going to hell.
— Have you named this thing yet?
— I'm naming him after my father.
— Tax Evader?
— I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.
— When did you see my penis?
— When you were showering.
— Where were you?
— Outside in the bushes. It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked outside you'd have seen my penis.
— What? Why?
— Because I had it out while I looked at yours.
What do you say, you wanna trade your big problems for mine?
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