Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 17]

Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?

— You like strong women, don't you?
— Are you kidding me? They're the only ones I let ruin my life.

Newbie! The only way you could be less productive is if you were the wall on which you're leaning. But then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean and reflect on what a jackass he is. I know. Here it's a conundrum. But don't you worry about it. I'll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meantime, you could pretend to be doing some work. And, even though you don't have your basket, it's just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go ahead.

— Hey, baby.
— This overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap-pinkie.