— Nurse, suction.
— The patient's not even here yet.
— I know.
I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.
— Hey, baby.
— This overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap-pinkie.
— Are you following me?
— No. You wanna go out some time?
— With you?
— Me and a bottle of Jagermeister.
— No, Todd, I don't. But I don't want you to think it's because I'm a lesbian or anything. I find you so creepy, I think you should walk around with a bell around your neck.
— All I heard was ''lesbian''.
Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.