Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 14]

We're both men. One of us more than the other. But that's OK...

The addict said he quit? Why wouldn't you tell me that? That changes everything. Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean that the world has suddenly turned into a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs, and addicts everywhere will still lie to get a fix. Now, you've got to wake up, sweetheart. You're gonna be late for school... You wet the bed. Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?

— Bob, how are you?
— Fine, Allan. Today, I think I'll try a double half-caf multi-foam latte mochaccino with a shot of vanilla and a sprinkle of nutmeg.
— Black coffee?
— Bingo-bango.