— Merlin! What are you doing?
— I'm like a swan. It seems I'm not doing anything but there's a lot of work going on underneath.
— You know, if Morgana doesn't kill you, I will.
— Threatening your king is treason, Merlin.
— How about threatening an ass?
— Heard that!
— What happened to you, Morgana? As a child you're so kind, so compassionate.
— I grew up.
Though no man, no matter how great, can know his destiny, some lives have been foretold, Merlin. Arthur is not just a king. He is the once and future king. Take heart, for when Albion's need is greatest, Arthur will rise again. It has been a privilege to have known you, young warlock. The story we have been a part of will live long in the minds of men.
— Merlin, is there anything you are actually capable of doing?
— Putting up with you.
— Well, this is nice, isn't it? Just the two of us?
— Well, three of us.
— Merlin? Merlin doesn't count.
— Merlin, I've always known you were stupid, but not that stupid.
— No, really, I'm that stupid. And if you don't believe me, watch.