— Merlin! What are you doing?
— I'm like a swan. It seems I'm not doing anything but there's a lot of work going on underneath.
— You know, if Morgana doesn't kill you, I will.
— Threatening your king is treason, Merlin.
— How about threatening an ass?
— Heard that!
— What happened to you, Morgana? As a child you're so kind, so compassionate.
— I grew up.
You're hopeless at a lot of things, Merlin, most things in fact, but occasionally, quite by accident, you say something useful.
— You don't know how many times I've saved your life.
— If I ever become king I'll have you made you court jester.
— Merlin, I've always known you were stupid, but not that stupid.
— No, really, I'm that stupid. And if you don't believe me, watch.
— What actually happened?
— The usual. I saved your neck.
— You saved me?
— Yes. And I can juggle. I keep telling you I have many talents.
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