Figuring out who people are takes time. And it takes twice as much time if they’re trying to impress you.
Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever.
— I realized they could be my friends.
— You're serious?
— And then I sobered up.
It's too complicated for you to tell someone you don't like to screw off? That's practically your hobby.
I'd stand outside your apartment holding up a boombox except you told me you hated '80s music.
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