The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy – Movie Quotes

Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fuelled by lemons?! This is suicide!

Fine, take it, 'cause my head is filled with questions, and, I can assure you, no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to. Is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't 42, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly, yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little
blip of an existence... it made me happy.

— We, well, we can put it back exactly as it was when you left, you know. Unless there's... there's, you know, anything you want to change. Something you think your planet could do without.
— Yeah. Me.

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All my life, I've had this strange feeling

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that there's something big and
sinister going on in the world.

Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.

I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.

— You can trust me.
— Trust a man who won't tell me his name?

Arthur Dent: — We can talk about normality till the cows come home.
Ford Prefect: — What is normal?
Trillian: — What's home?
Zaphod Beeblebrox: — What are cows?
Arthur Dent: — A proper cup of tea would restore my normality.

Life? Don't talk to me about life.

— So this is it. We're gonna die.
— Yeah, we're gonna die. No, no, what's this?
— What's that? What's this?
— What's this? This is nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.

They can't think, they can't imagine. Most of them can't even spell. They just run things.

I think I'm a sofa.

— Commander, the President is the kidnapper!
— You're going to kill him!

The answer to the ultimate question... of life, the universe and everything... is... 42.