Stewardess School – Movie Quotes

— Those are, uh, really thick glasses.
— On a clear day I can see Moscow.
— Oh, God, it must be tough to get around without these things.
— Well, I've developed an acute sense of touch.

— George.
— What?
— Do me a favor. Sleep on the fire escape tonight.
— It's the old multiple cologne trick. Keeps 'em off their guard. He's kinda cute. I think he's gonna ask me out.

— You got a «Twisted Sister»?
— No, but my cousin Lonaur is a little strange.

Blow job is two words.

Good afternoon. You certainly are a fine looking group. Welcome to the Weidermeyer Academy. This academy was sired by... Founded by my father in 1949 and we have a long and impressive list of graduates. As you can see from the people seated behind me we offer the finest in flight instruction training. And you can be assured... We will never nipple and dime... Nickle and dime you on your education. Your instructors are firm but fair. If you get a little behind in your work, they won't be hard on you. Well, I guess that's about it from old Roger Weidermeyer. So, once again, welcome.

— All my life all I ever wanted to do was fly.
— Philo? Oh, there you are. Philo! I've got it. Wait till you hear this idea.
— If I ever see you again, George, it's gonna be too soon.
— No, no, no, you're gonna love this. You ready? Stewardess school.
— You're totally certifiable, George, and I'm gonna sign the papers!
— What a great idea. Think of it, Philo. Breakfast in Paris. Dinner in Rome. Not to mention all the incredible women we're gonna meet.

— Mr. Pellino.
— Call me Snake.
— Mr. Snake. You seem to have some influence over our daughter.
— Beer!
— I wonder if I could interest you in a little proposition.
— Big chunks.
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— Holy shit! What a bike! Beat it! So, what's the deal?
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— Oh, Mr. Snake and I decided it would be in your best interests if you went back to school.

Cindy Adams : — What's the problem?
Pimmie Polk: — Well, there's a party we all wanna go to but we've got no way to get there.
Cindy Adams : — How bad do you wanna go?
Jolean Winters: — On a scale of one to ten? Pretty bad.
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Kent: — Pimmie?
Pimmie Polk: — Kent. Let me introduce everybody. This is Jolean, Wanda, Cindy, and these are our chaperones for the evening. Snake, Scuzzball, River Rat, and Bones.

— Please, we'll have to exit immediately. This is an emergency.
— Darling, we did not pay for first class tickets to slide down a moldy chute into a raft.
— I can't go without my rubber ducky.
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— Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks, but please join us for a glass of bubbly.

— Kent, what is the meaning of that neanderthal invasion?
— It's Cindy Adams. Her father is chairman of the board of the stock exchange.
— Mmm. Excuse me, muffin, I'll be right back. Miss Adams. I'm Dudl Farnsworth.
— Buzzff, needle dick.
— Oh, muffin.