Loaded Weapon 1 [Movie]

Year:

1993

Tagline:

«Don't Shoot, You'll Spoil The Sequel!»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Action, Comedy, Crime

A spoof on Lethal Weapon (1987), other movies, TV commercials etc. 2 unlike LA cops investigate a cocaine in girl scout cookies case.

— You got anything smaller?
— Keep it.
— Anything larger?
— Yeah. Claire and I rode together for seven years.

Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 05/02/24 at 11:44am

— She'd uncovered drug runners. That's what got her killed.
— You don't think it was bullets?

Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 05/02/24 at 11:49am

I'm getting too old for this bike-confiscating shit.

Wes Luger

Funny Quotes

Age

Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 05/02/24 at 11:54am

— So, how many men have you slept with?
— Five. Maybe six.
— Not a lot for this day and age.
— It's been a slow week.

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— In a little while, Miss York... you will be begging for mercy.
— No, no. I'll beg now.

Mr. Jigsaw

Sgt. Billy York

Funny Quotes

Criminality, Criminals

Waiting

Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 05/02/24 at 11:57am

— Quid pro quo, Mr Colt.
— What's that mean?
— It means I'm pretentious.

Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 05/02/24 at 11:38am

— Colt! Where are you going?
— Nowhere. I'm just taking one of those unmotivated "butt in the moonbeam" walks.

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— What you got, Sarge?
— Well... nothing solid.
— You got any theories?
— E equals mc squared.
— Anything of your own?
— No.

Irv

Wes Luger

Funny Quotes

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