— Do you think I'm an idiot?
— No, I'd say you possess above-average intelligence.
— You're Tyrion Lannister, the queen's brother?
— My greatest accomplishment.
Let us sail on the tide of freedom instead of being drowned by it.
— I'm glad you're not dead.
— Me, too, dear. Death is so boring, especially now, with so much excitement in the world.
— The bastard of Winterfell.
— The dwarf of Casterly Rock.