What now? I'm in shock — look, I've got a blancket. And I just caught you a serial killer.
— We found the case. According to someone, the murderer has the case, and we found it in the hands of our favourite psychopath.
— Not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
— He's got on with his life.
— What life? I've been away.
— There's a woman lying dead.
— Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go deeper.
— That was the doorbell. Couldn't you hear it?
— It's in the fridge. It kept ringing.
— Oh, that's not a fault, Sherlock!
— Now, serviettes... Swan or Sydney Opera House?
— Where did you learn that?
— Many skills are required in the field of criminal investigation.
— Fibbing, Sherlock.
— I once broke an alibi by demonstrating the exact severity of a fold...
— I'm not John, I can tell when you're fibbing.
— OK, I learn it on YouTube.
— Don't staring.
— You're staring!
— We can't both stare.
— I was a soldier. I killed people.
— You were a doctor!
— I had bad days!