— Because you're an idiot. No, no, don't look like that. Practically everyone is.
— When did we agree that?
— We agreed it yesterday.
— I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin!
— It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.
— That... was amazing.
— Do you think so?
— Of course it was. It was extraordinary, quite extraordinary.
— That's not what people normally say.
— What do people norrnally say?
— Piss off!
— It' primary school stuff. How can you not know that?
— Well, if I ever did, I've deleted it.
— Deleted it?
— Listen. [pointing to the head] This is my hard drive, and it only makes sense to put things in there that are useful. Really useful. Ordinary people fill their heads with all kinds of rubbish. That makes it hard to get at the stuff that matters.
— Is that the British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
— Both.
— That's fantastic!
— Do you know you do it out loud?
— Sorry, I'll shut up.
— No, it's...fine..
— Are these human eyes?
— Put those back!
— They were in the microwave!
— It's an experiment.