I know you're concerned about disappointing me, but I want you to take comfort from the knowledge that my expectations of you are very low.
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Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.
A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.
— Why are you crying?
— Because I'm stupid!
— Is the reason for cry? For example, I cry because other are stupid and it makes me sad.
If «ifs» and «buts» were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.
— Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?
— We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs we don't have to.
— Sheldon, think this through. You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.
— No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
— You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.
— My point.
— You are not Isaac Newton.
— No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.
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