A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
— As long as you heard it.
— Wait, huh? What? You have no sense of humor, Stefan.
— Actually, I just have no sense of Damon humor.
— Damon humor?
— The doctor says to the man: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood, and the other one is metal. The man is quite surprised, and the doctor doesn't know what to say either. But then he asks: "Do you have children?" The man says: Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.
— That's the joke?
— Yes, damit!
— Who is "Ponocchio"?
— "Pinocchio" is a marionette — made of wood. And "Terminator" is made of metal.
— I don't understand your joke!
— Because you don't listen right!
— I did!
— No, you didn't! I have to explain every joke to you three times and you still don't get it!
— I understood your fucking joke! "Terminator" is a machine! — made of metal! But why is a child a marionette?
Any fool without the ability to share a laugh on himself will be unable to tolerate programming for long.
— Mr Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?
— I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny. But today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.
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