Ryan Turner – Character Quotes

— This is a business meeting. And I've given up dating.
— Oh, given up? Sounds like you've been hurt pretty badly. That bad, huh?
— I was involved with someone. As it turns out, I wanted one man to fulfill my every need, he wanted every woman to fulfill his one. His wife kicked him out, too.

— Was I that big an asshole?
— I wouldn't say big. Huge? Gigantic. Paul Bunyan comes to mind.

My whole life is a mess. I could kill myself, but I'd probably go to hell, and that would be redundant.

— Do you mind if I use your restroom?
— It's broken. I can give you a cup.