— If you take away any one thing, no problem, but if you take it down all at once, the system crashes, and... look around, man!
— Come on, the government has got to have dozens of departments dedicated to that shit.
— It took FEMA 5 days to get water to the superdome.
— Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. Pat on the back, bla bla bla. That a boy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy.
— Then why you doing this?
— Because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it i would let them do it. There's not, so we're doing it.
— That's what makes you that guy.
— I saw the stiff. Word is that was your handiwork.
— Nah. I do needlepoint.
Nine million terrorists in the world... and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
— They told me there were terrorists at the airport.
— Yeah. I heard that too.
— Guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all.
— No, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole.
— How about twenty dollars?
— How about I let you live?
— Man knows how to bargain...