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— Can I see some identification, please? Yeah, sure. Detective!
— Yeah that looks real.
— Where did you get that? Toys R Us?
— Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. Pat on the back, bla bla bla. That a boy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy.
— Then why you doing this?
— Because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it i would let them do it. There's not, so we're doing it.
— That's what makes you that guy.
— I am not a doctor, but you look like you are hurt.
— Yes, sexy, right?
— If you take away any one thing, no problem, but if you take it down all at once, the system crashes, and... look around, man!
— Come on, the government has got to have dozens of departments dedicated to that shit.
— It took FEMA 5 days to get water to the superdome.