— How often do you make love?
— Twice today.
— Actually, it was three times. You were asleep for the last one.
— Wow. That really happened? It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.
— He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky.
— Cirque du Soleil freaky. One time, she was skinless.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
— You haven't done anything on this list. You never slept naked on a hammock?
— I'm afraid of dragonflies.
But different doesn't always mean bad. Just means different.