Dr. Christopher Turk – Character Quotes

Sometimes I watch Roots to remind myself how good I have it.

Sometimes, you say you're doing something for someone else when you really wanna do it for yourself.

— It's true, Mr. Keck, you could probably get by without the surgery. But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled surgeon in this place.
— You stuck in that candy machine?
— I paid for my Rolos, I'm getting my Rolos.

Elliot Reid: — Oh, my God. He looks so sad.
Carla Espinosa: — I just want to hold him like a big gay baby.
Turk: — This is incredible. An hour ago you guys hated him.
Carla Espinosa: — An hour ago he wasn't our new gay best friend.

— I trusted you.
— That wasn't very smart, was it?

— Why is she here all the time?
— Just give her a chance, man.
— You want to hit that.
— No!
— Yeah!
— She's just a friend. It's healthy, hanging out with a girl without the ultimate goal being sex.
— You know? l'm not following.

If you found someone who makes you happy by just sitting around and holding hands, then eventually all that other stuff won't matter.

— Why are you doing this to me? All I wanted to do was have sex with a foxy nurse, and now I'm in love?
— Sweetie, that happens.

It's guy love, don't compromise... -
the feeling of some other guy.
Holding up your heart... into the sky.
I'll be there to care through all the lows.
I'll be there to share the highs.
It's guy love between two guys.

Stay tuned for Gilmore Girls. Mothers and daughters. They speak so fast but they speak so true.

How am I supposed to believe in someone that's gonna let innocent people suffer?

— I have the same nightmare, every time. That I'd die and leave my family and friends behind. I'm diabetic, so... I'm probably gonna go before him.
— Hopefully.
— Dude!
— I'm gonna have you stuffed.
— Carla already said, «No».
— I must stuff her too.
— You promise?
— I'm gonna keep her in the closet, though.
— Alright, but don't tell her.
— She don't need to know nothing.