I needed a change. I needed to be someone new. Have you ever felt like that? I wasn't going to be invisible anymore. I was going to start brand new. I was going to cut away the past...and leave it all behind. I was going to work harder. Be smarter. And be stronger. Because you can't change other people, but you can change yourself.
— I know you're not the real Santa Claus.
— Huh, what makes you say that? Just out of curiosity.
— I'm old enough to know how it works. But I also know you work for him. I'd like you to give him a message.
— Shoot.
— Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?
— No, that's all right.
— This is extremely important. Please tell him instead of presents, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
Phoebe Buffay: — If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace... no hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross Geller: — Well, see, you took mine. What about you?
Chandler Bing: — If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel Green: — There's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
— Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile". Wish for the Nile. Try that!
— Uh... I wish for the Nile.
— No way!
The thing you wished for the most, is something you’ll never get.
You can change your life if you want to. Sometimes you have to be hard on yourself, but you can change it completely, I know.
I don't know the difference between what I want and what I'm trained to want. I can't tell what I really want and what I've been tricked into wanting.
All of us believe in what we need
What we have's what we don't see
No matter the reason, where human’s are involved, there is no black or white, no justice or evil. There is only our will.