De mortuis aut bene, aut nihil.
De mortuis aut bene, aut male.
De mortuis — veritas!
— You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
— I can't wait to die.
But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.
— Doug! Why are you hitting me?
— I thought you were dead, coming back to life!
— Then why were you hitting me?
— Dead people should be dead!
It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool.
Write this down. If you push around a stiff, nobody'll ask you to do anything.