Two and a Half Men – Series Quotes [Season 2, Episode 11]

100 quotes
Two and a Half Men
Year: 
2003 – 2015
Tagline: 
«Charlie Lives! (syndication)»
Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Melodrama

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

— You're overthinking this. When your dog dies, you don't make a list. You bury him, plant a shrub on top, tell the kids he's running around a farm, and move on.
— That's actually a very apt metaphor. My failed marriage is like a dead dog. But it serves as fertilizer for the shrub, which represents my new life. So if I try to revitalize the marriage... You know, digging up the dog... then I'm killing the shrub, which is me.

Explanation: 
Berta explains to Alan that he doesn't have to to repair his ruined marriage.
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