God knew my people would go through some struggles, so He gave us a lifetime supply of cool to compensate.
— Dr. Reid, would you mind explaining to me why you called the chief of surgery to consult on a cellulitis patient yesterday?
— I wasn't even here yesterday.
— Your interns were. Their mistakes are your mistakes. Whether it's an unnecessary consult, or his ridiculous haircut.
— This cost $60.
— Let's hope your stylist put that money towards rehab.
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