— I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster.
— That is disgusting.
— What you got there, sir?
— Dead hamster.
— If no one's officially called dibs...
— Take it, freak.
— What? I'm making a hamster vest for one of my squirrels.
I think you can do whatever you want to do.
— Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo.
— I'm putting on a third condom.
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