— You want to take the easy way out with this surgery because you're scared. You're scared because if you try and fail, there's only you to blame. Well, missy, let me break this down for you Bobbo-style. Life is scary. Get used to it. There are no magical fixes. It's all up to you. So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doing the work.
— What if it's too hard?
— Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.
— Perry, I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers, and jamokers, whatever the hell jamokers means.
— I was saying «jokers» and I had coffee cake in my mouth.
— Unlike my masseuse Frida, you're not pretty enough to be rough.
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