In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
— Is this a good time? I have a teeny-weeny question about Mrs Kahn's necrotizing fasciitis.
— For you, Barbie, anything.
— Super.
— First, an interesting side note. I had my physical last week, and while my cholesterol was low, my blood pressure was through the roof. Needless to say, my physician was stumped. But now, thank God, you've helped to solve that riddle, because the instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a "teeny-weeny problem," it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.
— In the time it took you to say that, you could have just helped me.
— Well, yes, it does, but here, that's what makes it delicious.
— Plomox is the most effective anti-arrhythmic drug on the market, and it has minimal side effects, only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.
— I'm getting two out of three from the conversation.
