Write this down. If you push around a stiff, nobody'll ask you to do anything.
Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient. Of course, if the patient is deceased, and you're sure, you can feel free to tell him or her anything.
Notice how quickly people make an impression.
— I am a tool. I am a tool. I am a tool, tool, tool. An unbelievably annoying tool.
Dr. Dorian, Do you not realize that you're nothing more than a large pair of scrubs to me? For God's sake, the only reason I carry this chart around is so I can pretend to remember your damn names.
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