You spend your whole life looking for answers because you think the next answer will solve all your problems: make you a little less miserable, because when you run out of questions you don't just run out of answers... you run out hope.
If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else.
Cheese is the Devil's plaything.
If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong.
If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.
You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing’s ever right.
The problem is, the world doesn’t work that way just because you want it to.
Figuring out who people are takes time. And it takes twice as much time if they’re trying to impress you.
– He did however just get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.
– He was shot?
– No, somebody threw it at him.
I'm gonna pretend to go to work now.
You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they’re going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.
I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I’ve been cursed with the ability to do the math.
You know what’s worse than useless? Useless and oblivious.
What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back.