Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!
I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.
— Where’s the wood box?
— Wood box?
— Yes, the wood box.
I'm a lawyer. You're a jerk. There's gonna to be some overlap.
Here’s how life works. You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both.
You see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be. What you don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant, gaping chasm in between.
— Heard you killed your supermodel.
— Only for a minute.
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