— You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist.
— I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons.
Without competition we'd still be single-celled organisms.
Fifty-one weeks of the year I let you run around like a monkey in a banana factory.
Don't pin this on Christ, he's got enough nails in him.
That's not the last feeling... that I want to experience.
What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back.
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