If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else.
If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.
People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.
I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?
If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong.
What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back.
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